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| Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:53 pm |
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Words of the Day
Not my quote - author unknown - from a tweet:
I'm by no means where I could be in life, yet I am always grateful for where I am.
Add yours?
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| Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:16 am |
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
In god we trust, all others pay cash
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| Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:09 pm |
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Equal time should mean equal reward. Reward always comes down to who does the best job.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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| Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:57 am |
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You were born an original. Don't die a copy.
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| Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:09 am |
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

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| Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 12:45 am |
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It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
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| Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:21 am |
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. 
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| Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:49 am |
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Money can't buy happiness... But I'd rather cry in a Lamborghini. 
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:58 pm |
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 
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| Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:19 pm |
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Drinking beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean....against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. 
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